SEXIEST ACTOR

§ Faith? Why in the world would the S’cubies think I need you to help me with sexy men?

§ You wouldn’t know a sexy man if one bit you on the ass, Cordy. Which has probably never happened. To you.

§ I’m sure it has happened to you – assuming you’ve been dating guys who are into a high-fat diet.

§ No - I date sexy guys, dark and dangerous, like Naveen Andrews, as Sayid, on Lost.

§ As if. He wouldn’t touch you if you were the last woman on the Island. And neither would our next nominee, that yummy Jason Dohring, as Logan, on Veronica Mars.

§ Really? I guess you’d be wrong, seeing as I’ve already done him. And I’ve had the third nominee, too: Julian McMahon as Christian in Nip/Tuck. You know him, don’t you? Didn’t he do your nose?

§ Please. Get real. He didn’t do my anything. Or yours. But the fourth nominee is an extremely gorgeous guy who will one day make me his wife – if I let him – Josh Holloway, as Sawyer, on Lost.

§ His wife?? Right. ‘Cause you’re saving yourself for marriage. The final nominee is that hunka-hunka-burnin’-love: Michael Vartan, as Vaughn, on Alias.

§ And I suppose you’re going to tell me that you’ve been with Michael, too?

§ No. But I’m meeting him after the show. So hurry up and hand me that envelope – let’s get this show on the road.