MOST SHOCKING MOMENT

§ Warren! Uh – uhm . . . how have you been?

§ Dead and in hell. You?

§ In recovery in the English countryside.

§ Sweet. How’d you get that gig?

§ Well, uh – I had this little Evilness problem.

§ Little?

§ OK. Large. Shockingly large.

§ As shocking as when we saw Locke in his wheelchair, on Lost?

§ Yes. Also – I have to admit - as shocking as that Alias finale.

§ You’re telling me. It was as shocking as when Boomer fired on Commander Adama, on Battlestar Galactica!

§ Do you think? What about when Buster lost his hand to a seal, on Arrested Development?

§ Please. You skinned me alive! That’s at least as shocking as Caitlin being killed by a bullet to the forehead, on NCIS!

§ Our moment is kinda hard to top, huh?

§ It was special. But hand me that envelope, and let’s see who gave it the best try . . .