MOST HEARTWRENCHING MOMENT

§ Oh, Willow. It’s breaking my heart!

§ I know, I could just cry! Buffy – do we have to wear these dresses? I’d rather be Logan, on Veronica Mars, breaking down in her arms in the hotel lobby!

§ This dress is so hideous, I’d rather donate my kidney to an ungrateful manipulative father, like Locke, on Lost!

§ I could sob like Emily Gilmore, breaking down after her date, in the Gilmore Girls episode, “Emily says Hello.”

§ Or pray for mercy, like Dr. Harold Abbott in the men’s room at the hospital, pleading with God for Rose’s life in the Everwood finale "Where the Heart Is.”

§ Your lips are as trembly as Veronica’s, on Veronica Mars, when she learns that Keith is her biological father.

§ Of course they are. These dresses are the most heart wrenching things possible.

§ Well – the S’cubies voted on Most Heartwrenching Moment. I’ll bet if they could have given us the award, for having to wear these dresses, they would have.

§ For sure! But let’s see what they decided. The envelope, please!