To
the tune of That’s Entertainment!
PRESENTING
ALL THE NOMINESS FOR THE S'CUBIE CUTIES
The shock that nearly made our hearts stop
Or the kiss - a sheer moment of bliss
Or the scene where the villain is mean;
A Cutie moment.
Some skin, a naughty moment of sin
Guys or gals - hey look at us grin;
Or the joke where the show went for broke;
A Cutie moment.
The plot can be hot simply teeming with sex
Sun, Kate or Sawyer all dripping in sweat;
Sayid, Tony, Christian bare and buff too
And yes we had Summer, Teal'c, Izzie and Veronica.
Each kiss, a moment seeped in romance
Sawyer/Kate, Bright/Hannah - put us in a trance;
Luke/Lorelei, Trip and T'Pol;
Logan and Veronica too
Each kiss so full of passion, every man oh so dashing,
A Cutie Moment.
It might be a shock where we jumped in surprise
Boomer shooting Adama and Caitlin just died;
Vaughn isn't Vaughn, Buster lost his hand;
And Locke's in a wheelchair
They all came out of nowhere.
It's Hurley telling jokes, some about Artz;
Sawyer and Grey's Anatomy - those lines sort of smart,
House disses Prada and Veronica's smart;
These lines are so funny, they're right on the money.
It might be a fight like you see on the screen
Aaron Echolls is the villain for the love of a teen;
A thrilling, terrifying scene
Where each villain is so scary
More than Willow when she's veiny.
Each S'cubie will be shouting hooray!
For these shows that we celebrate today!
We tip a hat, everyone take a bow
Each nominee is great,
We just want to celebrate
The S'cubie Cuties!!!
