BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

§ Oz, my man! Looks like we’re paired up to read the Best Supporting Actor Cutie nominations!

§ Very exciting.

§ Funny - you don’t sound excited.

§ I’m containing it. It’s difficult.

§ Hey, it really is difficult! For me, anyhow. I’m pretty hopped up about this first nominee: Jorge Garcia, as Hurley, on Lost! He does a great job in the challenging, underappreciated, and thankless role of Mr Everyman. I could kiss him! Well – I mean, if he was a girl, of course.

§ Of course. Our next nominee is Enrico Colantoni, as Keith, on Veronica Mars.

§ Is that all you’ve got to say?

§ He’s cool.

§ As are you, my friend. Our next guy is Tom Amandes, as Harold, on Everwood. You know – he might make a good principal here at Sunnydale High!

§ I agree. Uptight, yet without the evil Snyder undertones. Next: Victor Garber as Jack on Alias.

§ And?

§ He kicks ass.

§ Very true. Last nominee – drum roll please –

§ I don’t do drums.

§ A little air guitar?

§ Uncool.

§ Fine. Our last nominee is Daniel Dae Kim as Jin, on Lost. Jin speaks no English, yet still gets the job done. And he is married to a hot babe.

§ The language of love is Universal.

§ Sí, oui, and yes siree!! And now I must say: L'enveloppe, s'il vous plait.

§ Are you a monkey? ‘Cause all monkeys are French.

§ Yet, strangely enough, not all who speak French are monkeys.

§ Or butt-monkeys, for that matter.

§ Exactly. Now how about that envelope?