BEST SHOW OF SKIN-MALE

§ I can’t believe that robot-sex-toy of yours got me out of the shower for this!

§ Leave the ‘bot out of this, and just read the first nominee, Peaches.

§ Fine. The first nominee for Best Show of Skin-Male, is Lost, for Sawyer. And don’t call me “Peaches” while I’m naked. In fact, never call me “Peaches” again.

§ The second nominee is Stargate for Teal’c. And whaddya mean - no calling you “Peaches?” “Nectarines” just doesn’t have the right ring to it.

§ The third nominee is Nip/Tuck for Christian. He’s a plastic surgeon. Maybe he could help you out, Spike, by performing a head-removal.

§ I don’t need a plastic surgeon, Apricots. Our next nominee is Lost, for Sayid. Hmmm. Getting naked on a tropical island? Where’s the challenge in that?

§ Yeah. These nominees are kinda . . . amateurs. Our last nominee is 24, for Tony.

§ Well, we might as well see which one of these poofters is the winner. Hand me the envelope, Peaches.