BEST SHOW OF SKIN-FEMALE

§ Dawn! You look like a slut!

§ Well, you’re one to talk. You dress like a tramp!

§ Hussy!

§ Bitca!

§ Trollop!

§ You remind me of Summer Roberts on The OC!

§ Ha! You’re as tarty as Sun, when she lets her wrap go with the wind, and stands in her bathing suit, a free woman, on Lost!

§ And you’re showing as much skin as Lily and Veronica, floating together in "Leave it to Beaver” on Veronica Mars!

§ Izzie Stevens from Grey’s Anatomy has got nothing on you, little sister!

§ Really? Well, you’re showing more skin than Kate bathing in the ocean, in the 2nd half of the Lost pilot!!

§ Dawnie - you know, of all those, what do you think the best show of skin was?

§ I don’t know, Buffy - but if you hand me that envelope, I’ll can tell you what the S’cubies think . . .