BEST KISS

§ Spike! Look at this category! Best Kiss!!

§ I know. And look at these nominees! Lost for Kate & Sawyer! Now, yeah, sure, that was a hot kiss, but what did he think he was doing, wearin’ his shirt like that?

§ So true. Kisses are better shirtless. The next Best Kiss nominee is Gilmore Girls, for Luke & Lorelai! Another hot one, though really, where were the handcuffs?

§ Next one is Veronica Mars for Veronica & Logan . . . I could teach that whelp a few tricks, but overall, I gotta give the boy points for attitude.

§ The next nominee is Everwood for Bright & Hannah. Swoony! So romantic!

§ Our last nominee is Enterprise, for T’Pol & Trip. Now this one started out just right – naked. Both of them.

§ Really? Oh, kiss me, Spike! Kiss me until my knees buckle, my eyes roll back in my head, and I explode in your hands like 100 yr old dynamite being handled by a high school science teacher!!

§ Slayer – you do know that we can’t qualify for this category at this late date, right?

§ Oh. Well, pooh. Hand me the envelope, then. Let’s see who won!