BEST SINGLE EPISODE

§ I am here to pillage the S3, and make merry with the local virgins!

§ Virgins? Not so much. But you can still have fun. You’re here to present The Cutie Award for Best Single Episode!!

§ You cannot appease me!! Do not try!

§ But look at these nominations – there’s Veronica Mars for the Finale: “Leave it to Beaver.”

§ Yes. That was a fine episode indeed. With much mayhem and destruction! The next nominee is also Veronica Mars, for “Russkie Business.”

§ Russians? Oh! They are a fine example of the failures of Communism. Our next nominee is Nip/Tuck, for the Finale: “Joan Rivers.” You know - you could use a little nip & tuck, Olaf. You look like a troll.

§ Grrrr!!! You are as aggravating as that smart-mouthed Veronica Mars, in “The Pilot” episode!

§ You wanna see aggravating, you should see House, the episode called “Three Stories.”

§ Puny nominees! They compete well, even though none of these episodes have Olaf in them! Let us reward them.

§ Then let’s open up the envelope! The reward is in there.

§ Are there babies?

§ Babies? No. The only truly suitable reward for effort is money! Hard cash. Ohhh! Let’s look inside!