BEST ACTOR

§ Oh, Dru! Look over there. I see five very good-looking men, fighting each other for a prize!

§ The S’cubies expect an audience. But it is not their anniversary!

§ Uhm . . . good point. But back to the mouthwatering men in the competition. They’re competing for the Best Actor Cutie Award. And just take a look at this first one: Josh Holloway, as Sawyer, on Lost! Isn’t he absolutely scrumptious?

§ He is exposed, like my William. But I would rather bite someone youthful and tender – I want Jason Dohring, that wicked young man who plays Logan, on Veronica Mars. See how he shimmers? Like a dark, sweet lake.

§ Yes – a delicious selection, Dru. We could have quite a bit of fun with him before taking a taste, couldn’t we? But one of my favorites is Terry O’Quinn, as Locke, on Lost. He’s very commanding. Like my Angelus.

§ But Angel is not The Commander! Edward James Olmos is The Commander. Commander Adama, on Battlestar Galactica.

§ I simply meant that - yes. So true. And our final nominee is the delectable Hugh Laurie, as Greg, on House. He’d go well with a nice Chablis, don’t you think?

§ Yes! Yes! And, now – we must announce the winner! His name - it whirls! It whirls in the wind, coming toward me . . .

§ Oh, Dru! You’re doing it the hard way, dearie. The envelope, please!