Season 5

Episode 3

 

THE REPLACEMENT:  Why not take all of me?

By Spring Summers – 03-Feb-04

 

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The Replacement starts out with Xander, Anya, Riley, and Buffy awkwardly trying to watch a Kung Fu movie, while Xander’s parents (the Harrises) have a loud and drunken argument upstairs:

 

XANDER:  “Ah.  I guess the folks are back. (Everyone hears the nasty argument begin.)  No, no, I was wrong.  Just incompetent burglars.  Yeah.  Maybe it’s definitely time to start looking for a new place.  Something a little nicer.  Buffy, you’ve been to Hell.  They have one bedrooms, right?”

 

Xander has replaced his parents’ identities with that of burglars.  And he suggests an apartment in Hell as a substitute for the Harris basement.  For Xander, the idea of burglars and Hell hurts less than the current reality.

 

So Xander tries to ignore the fuss upstairs, and he tries to replace the truth with less messy and hurtful images.  Buffy, always a contender in the Blind-Eye Finals, tries to help Xander by distracting him and asking him about Willow and witch-movies.  And Xander is more than game; it all hurts more than Xander can bear:

 

ANGEL (in Season 2’s Passions):  “It hurts sometimes, more than we can bear.  If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow - empty rooms, shuttered and dank.  Without passion, we'd be truly dead.”

 

So Xander deadens himself as needed.  This episode is about people engaging in the selective internal business of self-construction.  They decide which parts to build up, and which to ignore; which rooms to open for busy habitation, and which to leave locked – all shuttered and dank.  All dead.

 

We see images of Xander’s construction site, and hear his boss put him in charge of “interior carpentry.”  There are also repeated images of, and references to, individual spaces and compartmentalization:  Giles’ apartment, Anya’s apartment, Xander’s basement and his new apartment, Buffy’s room, the bedroom of Xander’s new place, and Spike’s crypt. 

 

And we also see images of shared space - specifically hallways, those corridors of interaction, those dangerous, high traffic lanes that get you from one room to another.  Willow mentions Xander’s hallway, and his new neighbors want to know “what is going on out there?” when the two Xanders fight in the hall.  Dawn insists that the upstairs hallway does NOT belong to Buffy.

 

With the image of a literally split-in-two-Xander leading the way, The Replacement takes a look at what we are made of – and whether we are “truly dead,” or more accurately, truly alive, unless we are wholly alive (“The two halves can’t exist without each other”).

 

The spaces inside us are furnished with:

 

Our inherent characteristics – i.e., what is provided when we move in:

·           Energy and connections for basic functioning and communication:  “Phone and electricity are hooked up.”

·           That piece that is all our own:  “There’s a private balcony.”

·           Extras – luxuries like talents - unique to each:  “Oh there’s a microwave!”  “There’s . . . a ceiling fan.”

·           And a place for what accumulates over time:  “There’s . . . closet space.”

 

And then, there is what you put in that closet.  There is what accumulates, sometimes unbidden, over time.  It’s your history, like what’s in the History book Buffy is so very engrossed in, at the start of the episode, or like the listing from Xander (at the end of the episode), about the basement apartment he is leaving behind: “At first, it’s just a place. Then you start to make memories.  Then you’re like”:

·           “That’s where Spike slept.”

·           “That’s where Anya and I drowned that Saparvo Demon.”

·           “Oh!  And right there, that’s where I got my heart ripped out.”

 

Our interior spaces are also packed with what we actively and deliberately choose ourselves - like a scavenged lamp, or comic book collection, or Babylon-5 commemorative plates.

 

To live his life fully, to be fully Xander, he must not ‘be hollow,” with “empty rooms, shuttered and dank.”  He must furnish all the rooms, give them all their due.  He must access and acknowledge each and every part of himself.  Deaden one part of yourself, and you deaden the whole:

 

BUFFY (to Giles):  “So the same goes for the Xanders.  We lose one, we lose them both.”

 

BUFFY (later, to Riley):  “We’d better get there soon.  If Xander kills himself, he’s dead.  You know what I mean.”

 

Yes, Buffy, I’m thinking Riley knows exactly what you mean.  When you deaden a part of yourself – maybe your heart, because you once got your heart torn out – you might as well be dead.  Re-read the latter quote, above, understanding that it is in response to these words, from Riley:

 

RILEY:  “I gotta have it all.  I’m talking toes, elbows, the whole bad ice-skating movie obsession, everything.  There’s no part of you I’m not in love with.”

 

And to that, to those amazing words, to that unrestricted freefall of a final phrase, to that most beautiful dive off the highest of the high boards – to that declaration of boundless love - Buffy responds with a small smile and that comment about Xander.  Buffy’s heart chamber is locked tight.  As Riley tells Xander after Xander has been blasted by Toth’s firing rod:  “That had to hurt.”  Yeee-ouch.

 

Yep - Riley smacks the cement pretty hard.  No warm water in the Buffy-pool.  No cold water, even.  It’s all hollow, all empty, like a sucking chest wound.   

 

There are so many, many, images of, and references to, pain in this episode.  There is Insecure-Xander clumsily hurting himself over and over.  Giles mentions he might curse his own hands off, right before he is shoved painfully, by Toth, into a pile of boxes.  Anya complains that her arm hurts.  Insecure-Xander gets smacked in the face by someone exiting a Port-a-Potty (and he’s reminded to wear his hard hat).  And that’s just to name a few.

 

So let’s pause a moment to re-examine Xander’s words on leaving his basement:  “That’s where I got my heart ripped out.”  After he says that, Xander adds:  “I really hate this place.”  Xander is moving out.  As he dreamed in Restless, he’s gotta be “with the moving forward.”  He’s attempting to leave behind the place where he got his heart ripped out. 


We’ll see how that all works out for Xander as the series progresses.  It’s not going to be perfect – you can’t really leave it all behind, ignore it, and pretend it’s not there.  But at least Xander is not Buffy.  He doesn’t have his nose constantly buried in his History book, with only Riley’s large hands and images of violent fighting to occasionally distract him from the rip-roaring pain in his chest cavity.

 

Because we don’t just have many references to pain in this episode, we also have many references to a very specific incidence of pain for Buffy:  Angel’s murder of Jenny Calendar in the High School hallway.  I quoted Passion earlier because Passion – the episode in which Angel killed Jenny - is both obliquely and overtly referred to over and over in The Replacement:

 

THIS EP:  Buffy reads a History Book.

PASSION:  Angel is referred to, by Joyce, as Buffy’s “History tutor.”

 

THIS EP:  Giles, the new magic shop owner, is attacked by Toth while setting up the Magic Shop.  He has a box, with the words “Charms, Orbs & Misc Curses” written on it.  As Toth approaches, the first thing Giles pulls out, and comments on, is a rabbit’s foot.

PASSION:  Jenny visits the magic shop owner to buy an orb of Thesula.  He comments on how he sells many rabbits’ feet to his superstitious customers.

 

THIS EP:  Giles swings a wooden statue at Toth.

PASSION:  Giles swings a wooden torch, in an almost identical manner, at Angel.

 

THIS EP:  Toth is entirely focused on The Slayer.

PASSION:  Angel is entirely focused on Buffy.

 

THIS EP:  XANDER (to Giles):  “So you bought the Magic Shop, and you were attacked before it opened.  Who’s up for a swinging chorus of the ‘We told you so’ symphony?”  And later, again XANDER (confident-Xander):  “Do we really have to figure out what it is?  Let’s just go kill it.”

PASSION:  XANDER (to Willow): “I'm sorry, but let's not forget that I hated Angel long before you guys jumped on the bandwagon.  So I think I deserve a little something for not saying 'I told you so' long before now. And if Giles wants to go after the, uh, fiend that murdered his girlfriend, I say, 'Faster, Pussycat!  Kill!  Kill!'”

 

THIS EP:  When Giles mentions Toth’s “olfactory” presence, Xander jokingly pretends he believes Giles is referring to the “Old Factory,” adding that he hates that place.  Xander is referring to “The Factory,” where Spike and Angel and Dru once lived.

PASSION:  Spike and Angel and Dru are living in The Factory, and the big fight and confrontation between Giles, Buffy and Angel takes place there.  It’s where Buffy has her heart finally and totally torn out.  Because souled and soulless Angel?  Like confident and insecure Xander, they’re both real.  They’re both Angel.  Kill one half, the other half dies.  It is in The Factory that Buffy finally knows this, and resolves to kill him.  Note that Xander uses the same words for his basement as he uses for The Factory:  “I hate that place.”  As must Buffy – she must hate the place where she had her heart ripped out.

 

THIS EP:  Xander refers to the Charlie Brown Christmas Special and does the Snoopy Dance for Willow.  (Oh – how I love that Snoopy Dance!).

PASSION:  We learn from Willow that she and Xander watch the Charlie Brown Christmas Special together at holiday time, and that Xander does the Snoopy Dance.

 

And here are a few smaller things I also noticed:  In this episode, Buffy calls Toth “Rod boy,” Giles mentions that he thought his front door was locked when it wasn’t, Xander mentions a fire and fire trucks to Willow, and Anya mentions getting a puppy.  In Passion, Angel calls Spike “Roller boy,” Giles doesn’t need the keys he pulls out to open his front door, Willow mentions a fire-drill to Jenny, Dru has a puppy, and Willow says she is glad she doesn’t have a puppy.  We see champagne on ice in both episodes, as well.

 

So there ya go.  At the end of The Replacement Riley knows, and Xander knows, and we all know, that Buffy isn’t in love with Riley.  You wonder why she isn’t?  In between the lines of this episode, we are being told exactly why:  Because she won’t allow herself to even find out if she could be in love with him.  Look in her history book.  When it comes to romantic love, her heart is a locked and empty room.  It hurts too much to open it for business again.  Like Xander with his burglars, Buffy has replaced her risky, blind, wild, and passionate love for Angel with her cautious, clear-eyed, solid, and sensible feelings for Riley.  He’s The Replacement - The Replacement that hurts less.

 

But, to quote Season 2 Angel again: 

 

“Passion.  It lies in all of us.  Sleeping, waiting.  And though unwanted, unbidden – it will stir.  Open its jaws, and howl.” 

 

So . . . maybe Buffy is not going to be able to keep passion at bay forever.  As Spike says in this episode, while caressing the face of the Buffy-mannequin whose head he has just violently, passionately kicked off:  “Oh, Slayer.  One of these days.”  One of these days, though unwanted, unbidden, Buffy’s passion will stir.  It will open its jaws, and it will howl loud enough to bring a house - and then a whole town - down, down, down.  One of these days.

 

But for now, Buffy moves along, half-dead, committing a partial suicide which will become full-blown at Season’s end.  She is ignoring passion, just as Xander ignores his parents, just as the Scoobies ignore Anya & Xander as they fight (very similarly!) within hearing of the apartment manager. 

 

Death:  It’s at Buffy’s heels in Season 5.  Episode 1 - Dracula comes to town, planning to seduce, and then kill, and then turn, The Slayer.  Episode 2 -Harmony is out to kill The Slayer.  Episode 3 - Toth is focused on killing The Slayer.

 

Death:  That’s not Joyce’s “two teenage girls in the house” headache.  That’s Death.  And Spike, dead-man walking, clad in black from head-to-toe, starts his truly obsessive behavior toward Buffy with the construction of the mannequin, in this episode.  It’s his Buffy-replacement, for now.  Spike – Death - has picked up her scent.  Death has begun stalking Buffy in earnest.

 

Death:  It stalks us all.  This episode’s heavy emphasis on death, and the way the ep begins with Toth and his cauldron, makes me think of Shakespeare’s Macbeth (“Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble”). 

 

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player

That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,

And then is heard no more. It is a tale

Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,

Signifying nothing.

 

But Macbeth is broken-hearted over his wife’s death, and he is excusing all sorts of behavior with the fatalism he expresses above.  Confident-Xander doesn’t see life and death the same way:

 

CONFIDENT-XANDER (to Anya):  “You haven’t been hurt like this since you became human.  Maybe it’s finally hitting you, what being human means . . . you were gonna live for thousands of years, and now you’re gonna age and die.  That must be terrifying . . . and we can get through it together.”

 

Maybe it is finally hitting her, what being human means.  It means dying.  It means, as Anya says to Xander about the apartment, “taking a tour of beautiful things I can’t have.”  But you can rent those beautiful things, Anya, for a little while.  You can go out on the private balcony and enjoy the view, you can spend time in your own cozily furnished rooms, you can invite others over, and you can brave the hallway to visit the rooms of others, and take chance on a welcoming smile.  You can open your mind and heart, and you can love, and you can live your life fully. 

 

To live successfully as Xander, Our-Xander must have it all – the strengths and the weaknesses, the clumsiness and the cool.  The episode is full of mention and images of focus and distraction, and of what people “own,” underlining the fact that it is all spread before us, and we choose what to focus on, what to be distracted by, what to hang on to, what to let go of, what chances to take, and what risks to avoid - what space to occupy.  Our choices define who and what we were, are, and will become.

 

Xander is split in two in this episode, into Dawn’s Xander, the Xander who “went undercover to defeat Dracula,” and into Harmony’s Xander, the loser who was Dracula’s “lapdog.” 

 

Insecure-Xander is much scruffier and clumsier and suicidally apprehensive than Our-Xander, the one and only Xander, the one we’ve come to know.  Confident-Xander is much neater, adroit, and self-assured than Our-Xander.  When Willow finally rejoins the Xanders, the fact that Our-Xander appears in Insecure-Xander’s clothes reflects the fact that Our-Xander is still young and maturing, and tends to be a bit more like Insecure-Xander, than Confident Xander.

 

But notice:  Confident Xander gets the apartment, gets the girl, and gets the promotion because of Our-Xander’s previous efforts.  Confident Xander earned none of those things on his own . . . Our-Xander did it all.  There are many mentions of evaluations – self-evaluations (like Giles deciding he didn’t do too badly against Toth) or evaluation by others (like Xander’s credit-check), emphasizing the roles our self-images, and the opinion of others, play in the construction of the self.

 

Of course, Xander’s credit-check also takes us back to the history theme:  past mistakes can impact tomorrow’s possibilities.  For Xander, it’s the sins of the father, and his fears of being like his father, than restrict and constrict his heart.  Confident Xander, free of that fear, is heartwarmingly sweet and loving to Anya.  He isn’t 100% ready to commit, but he loves her and he’s open to letting that love grow into the best it can be.  Insecure-Xander doesn’t even think of Anya until he is worrying about himself.  He is all about his own needs - and one of those needs is Anya.  Our-Xander is a combination of those things:  He’s both the man who knows how to love Anya, and the boy who desperately needs her love, but is afraid to truly love her in return.

 

Comparisons are being drawn between Xander & Anya and Buffy & Riley, and the compare-contrast mode becomes overt in the final scene, when Riley tells Xander that Anya “digs the whole package.”  Xander has mentioned his envy of Riley, but we see that it is Riley who has better reason to envy Xander:

 

RILEY (about Buffy):  “When I’m with her, it’s like I’m split in two.  Half of me is just on fire, going crazy if I’m not touching her.  The other half is so still and peaceful, just perfectly content.  Just knows:  this is the one.  (Riley gives a small smile, and then glances at Xander.)  But she doesn’t love me.”

 

Oh, wow.  Oh, Riley.  Xander stares at Riley in wonder, trying to process this information.  But neither Xander, nor we Viewers, have much time to absorb the quiet but startling words we’ve just heard.  Because here comes Buffy:

 

BUFFY (to Riley):  “Got something else for me to carry?”

 

Nah, Buffy.  Riley’s not about giving you more things to carry.  He asks you to help him pack up instead.  He’s not about being a burden.  And with your help, he’ll be packing it all in, very soon.

 

GILES (to Willow):  “We just need to light the candles.  Also, we should continue to pretend we heard none of the disturbing sex-talk.”

WILLOW:  “Check.  Candles and pretense.”

 

Candles and pretense:  We saw Angel set that up for Giles, in Passion, didn’t we?  Candles and pretense:  A candle and a rose on each stair – but it was all a cruel, cruel joke.  There was nothing but a dead thing at the top of the stairs. 

 

Candles and pretense:  Riley loves Buffy, but he wants real love and romance, and a heart as alive and open to love as his own.  He wants someone who’s on fire, going crazy if she’s not touching him.  He wants a woman filled with passion, waiting for him at the top of the stairs.  Riley wants that woman to be Buffy.  So letting go will take a little more time, and a little more pain. 

 

Note that when Buffy expresses concern about Riley wanting Buffy-Buffy (Buffy with The Slayer removed), we learn that Riley understands it’s all Buffy.  As Kendra told her so long ago, and as Riley repeats to her here, being The Slayer isn’t just a job:  “Being The Slayer is part of who you are.  You keep thinking I don’t get that.”  But it seems to be Buffy herself that doesn’t get that. 

 

It’s part of who she is, but Buffy’s a long way from knowing and loving, from accepting, her Slayer-half, here in early Season 5.  But accept it she will – one of these days.

 

Spicy extras for James Marsters fans

 

·           Spike is looking fine, as always.  I love his look in Season 5.  He looks great in the tight T-shirt and jeans, as he backs off to kick that mannequin.  Despite the fact that we know about Spike’s chip, James manages to give the blonde vamp a very dangerous air.  He seems a real and present danger to Buffy, even if we are not sure how he’s going to make his move.

·           Spike is still consciously hoping to destroy Buffy, and he still gleefully displays the Season 4 “Can’t any of you at least try to remember I hate you all!” attitude.  He knocks the block off the Buffy mannequin, and earlier, he tells Toth to kick Buffy’s ass.  But Toth breaks the lamp Spike was trying to take back to his crypt, instead.  Evil sabotages Spike’s plans for a little light. 

·           Spike hasn’t admitted to himself, as yet, any possible positive feelings for Buffy.  But it’s in Spike’s voice and hand as he talks to the mannequin and strokes her face:  Something more is going on here.