Season 4

Episode 9

 

SOMETHING BLUE:  Rehearsal Dinner

By Spring Summers – 08-May-03

 

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Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue.  Let’s see . . . I’d say “old” is Willow & Oz’s relationship, “new” is Buffy & Riley’s relationship, “borrowed” is Giles’ bathtub, and “blue” is Willow.

 

But Spike isn’t very happy either – as a guest at Motel-Giles, he’s chained in a bathtub, drinking pig’s blood from a novelty mug.  Though a web-site I stumbled upon doing the Pangs analysis suggests not everyone would mind this treatment, Spike decides his accommodations don’t “rate huge in the Zagut’s Guide.”  So poor Spikey is also blue.  And foreshadowing both Willow’s slow tumble into darkness, and Spike’s slow climb toward the light, many other parallels are drawn between the two:

 

BUFFY IS EXASPERATED BY BOTH OF THEM:

 

THEY BOTH LONG TO GET BACK TO THE PAST:  Spike and Willow are both yearning for what they’ve already lost - Oz and chip-free vampirism, respectively.  They are both miserable, and hoping for a quick fix.  Symbolic of his still strong desire to return to the dark side, SPIKE literally claws at the ground above The Initiative’s lab, saying, “Let me in!  Fix me!”  WILLOW tells Buffy, about the pain of Oz’s departure:  “Can’t I just make it go poof?”

 

THEY BOTH ARE AN INCONVENIENCE:  Giles plainly thinks of SPIKE as a bother.  He calls Willow, leaving a message on her answering machine hoping she’ll come over and do a truth spell:  “Among other things, I’d like to shower sometime today.  Alone.”  (What’s this?  Showering with Spike is an option at Motel-Giles??  Zagut’s, Schmaguts – book me immediately!)  When Giles next sees WILLOW, she says to him about her pain:  “Oh, you care.  Everybody cares.  But nobody wants to be inconvenienced.”

 

It isn’t just Willow’s descent and Spike’s ascent that is foreshadowed in Something Blue.  We also get a sneak preview of what’s ahead for Buffy & Riley, Xander & Anya, and Buffy & Spike:

 

BUFFY & RILEY:  This episode features many uses of words relating to the intellect:  brain, genius, crazy, insane, nuts, think, thought, etc.  We also hear about feelings, as Willow mourns and our various couples spoon and smooch.  But when it comes to Buffy & Riley, the images are much more about the ego than the id, more about sense than sensation:

 

Buffy:  “We were talking about having a picnic?”

Riley:  “Was that a conversation I actually had, or one I was just practicing?”

Buffy:  “Practicing?”

Riley:  “OK, yes.  I have been known to do a little prep work before our conversations.  It’s not easy, you know, talking to you sometimes.  It’s like an oral exam.”

 

Riley tells Buffy she’s “like an exam” and “needs puzzling out” (brainwork).  Later, Buffy and Willow have this conversation about Riley:

Willow:  “So he’s nice?”
Buffy:  “Very, very.”

Willow:  “And there’s sparkage?”

Buffy:  “Yeah, have you seen his arms?  Those are good arms to have.  I really like him, I do . . . I really like being around him . . . but can a nice safe relationship be that intense?  I know it’s nuts, but part of me believes that real love and passion have to go hand in hand with pain and fighting.”

 

Hmmm.  As she makes that comment about passion and fighting, she stands in front of a tombstone marked “Mary Christian, Beloved Mother.”  Immediately after the comment, she stakes a vampire.  The scene suggests that Buffy’s “love equals pain” attitude comes from the prevailing Christian culture, her own mother’s history (the divorce) and of course, from her experience with Angel.

 

Note also that in response to Willow’s question about sparkage with Riley, Buffy responds with a comment that does little more than establish her as a heterosexual female; “nice arms” is something a woman might say about a picture of a good-looking model in a magazine.  It’s not the personal comment of a woman falling head-over-heels for a particular man. 

 

At the end of the episode, she tells Willow that she wants a “nice relationship” with a “decent, reliable” guy.  Having a relationship with Riley is the sensible thing to do.  Someone, somewhere (I wish I could remember so I could attribute this) said that whenever she looked back on a relationship, she could always see that she had known, right from the start, how it would end.  We are getting that sort of foreshadowing here.  We can almost chart the course of the relationship, and we can certainly take a very good guess at how and why Buffy & Riley will eventually fail as a couple.  Genuinely liking Riley, and being possessed of a healthy heterosexuality that attracts her to his physical attributes, will not, in the end, be enough.

 

ANYA & XANDER:  OK.  Let’s look at what happens between these two.  Earlier, and unbeknownst to Xander, Willow inadvertently used a spell to send demons after Xander.  Anya & Xander are now in his basement bachelor pad.  They are trying to start a make-out session, despite previous interruptions from Xander’s mom.  Then Xander brings up Willow’s problems:

 

Xander:  “Willow was really upset.  I shouldn’t have let her go away mad.”

Anya: (She grabs Xander and kisses him.)

Xander:  “Regaining focus.”

Anya:  “We just got rid of your mom.  Let’s not bring Willow into this.  It’s time for just the two of us.”

 

Anya & Xander start kissing, and it seems maybe it is, after all, finally time for the two of them.  But lo and behold!!  Xander’s demons stop the proceedings cold.  They have to drown one of the demons – an interesting image, the drowning of a demon.  Earlier, Xander used the word “drown” in regard to Willow, telling her she shouldn’t be drowning her sorrows in alcohol.  Drowning his demons in alcohol is exactly what Xander will worry about in the future.  And immediately after this scene – in which Anya & Xander’s time together is sabotaged by Xander’s demons - we cut to a view of a wedding cake topper.  Buffy is moving a tiny plastic bride and groom up Spike’s arm to the tune of the wedding march.   Interesting, no?

 

BUFFY & SPIKE:  Nearly the entirety of their Season 6 relationship is foreshadowed.  Buffy & Spike start out the episode fighting and snarking and sparking at each other.  Spike seems to enjoy frustrating Buffy with vague, smart-ass answers to her questions about the commandos (“Well, they were human.  Two eyes each, kind of in the middle”).  Then Giles refers to Spike, in his chipped state, as ”impotent.”  When Spike balks at the word, Giles tries to find a new, less sexually charged word.  But Buffy seems to get quite a sadistic kick out of the humiliating sex talk.  Her substitute word for Spike’s condition?  “Flaccid!”  Then she leans right in on Spike, and shows him her sweet-looking neck, saying:  “Look at my poor neck.  All bare and tender and exposed.  All that blood just pumping away . . .”  She hits the word “pumping” with special relish.  Oh man.  What the hell is she doing??  Spike looks as if he’s about to burst his chains.

 

So Buffy & Spike seem to derive a rather unhealthy, but very intense, pleasure out of getting each other all worked up.  Then, suddenly due to Willow’s spell, Spike is proposing marriage, and Buffy is accepting.  They coo and gaze.  They talk silly lovers’ talk.  But mostly they can’t keep their hands or lips off each other.  The smacking is so loud, poor blind Giles takes a cue from Willow, and drowns his troubles in scotch. 

 

The Buffy & Spike “marriage” is clearly being contrasted with what is happening between Buffy & Riley.  Spike isn’t a sensible choice in any way.  Giles calls the relationship “nonsense.”  We heard the intellect-directed words “exam” and “puzzle” for Buffy & Riley earlier, but now we hear Buffy use the words “crazy” and “nuts” in describing her engagement to Spike.  When she runs into Riley, she talks about her engagement – let’s compare it to what she told Willow about Riley earlier:

 

 

Spike and Buffy are all about the id, not the ego, all about sensation rather than sense.  Beyond the references to how “crazy” the pairing is, there is the fact that Buffy & Spike are completely unable to understand they are under a spell, even after it’s clear to everyone else.  Perhaps they would make the realization, if they were able to stop and use their brains about it for even a second. 

 

It seems that tossing both Buffy & Spike’s intellects, common sense and discretion to the wind, and allowing free rein to their emotions, is exactly how the spell is working to accomplish its end.  We can almost chart the course of this relationship as well – because wild passion alone won’t prove to be enough.

 

Notice that Spike’s Buffy-love brings out his good side.  His characteristic insight and sensitivity was demonstrated earlier when he said about Willow, “Are you people blind?  She’s hanging on by a thread.  Any ninny can see that!”  But now, instead of using his smarts to insult others or cause grief, he uses that quality to try to help Giles.  He comments with genuine feeling:  “It’s almost like you’re my father-in-law, isn’t it?” 

 

But notice also that Buffy’s Spike-love brings out her dark side - as evidenced by her casual decision to put red paint on her plastic bridegroom’s mouth, to symbolize the blood of the innocent.  Spike’s response - “That’s my girl!” - is the same response Faith gave Buffy when she provoked Buffy into revealing her dark side (by punching Faith) in Season 3’s Consequences.  And they are the same words that Spike will say to Buffy as she beats his face black-and-blue in Season 6’s Dead Things.

 

Several references to gender roles – whose got the “stones,” whether or not Buffy will continue working, and “the girl power thing” foreshadow the back-and-forth, “whose on top” gender-bending we will see with Buffy & Spike once they actually consummate the relationship.

 

Something Blue also foreshadows the way Buffy’s involvement with Spike in Season 6 will obsess her.  In this episode, she gets so involved with Spike that she’s cavalier about Giles’ blindness (Giles:  “So the plan is to cure my total, incapacitating blindness . . . tomorrow?”).  And when Xander & Anya are unsuccessfully battling a demon in the crypt, Buffy doesn’t even notice – she runs to where Spike has been knocked to the floor, and they begin kissing.  Xander cries for help, but Buffy doesn’t hear him - not when she’s in contact with Spike-lips.  And speaking of foreshadowing, how about Giles' comment,  "If those two don't kill each other, I might lend a hand"?  Yikes. 

 

There is also some very direct foreshadowing of a particular Season 6 episode:  Smashed.  Amy appears briefly in the exact same position she will appear (more permanently) in Smashed, and one bit of dialogue caught my ear:

 

Giles (referring to Spike’s chipped harmlessness, after Spike threatens him):  “What are you going to do, lick me to death?”

 

Buffy (in Smashed, referring to Spike’s chip when he refuses to get out of her way):  “What are you going to do?  Walk behind me to death?”

 

So . . . lots and lots of foreshadowing:  Willow’s wicked rampage, Xander & Anya’s break-up, and Buffy & Spike’s tumultuous affair.  All will come to pass, but not right here and now.  The fact that this isn’t the time or the place - but that, in fact, there will be a time and a place - is emphasized by constant references to time and location.  References are continual, in a manner that suggests time and/or location is important.  When we get to the right time and place, que será must será.  Some examples among many:

 

Spike:  “How long am I gonna live once I tell you?

(not to mention his response to Buffy’s “Flaccid?”, which is, “You are one step away, Missy!”)

Buffy:  “How about a daytime ceremony?  In the park?”
Spike:  “Fabulous.  Enjoy your honeymoon with the big pile of dust.”

 

Frequent mention of the word “stop,” and Willow and Spike’s longing to return to their former selves, suggest that people attempt to force time and space into doing their bidding.  But we learn that the conditions must be right or it’s a no-go, and further, when the conditions are right, there’s no stopping what must be (Spike to Giles about the blood in the mug:  “It’s about time.  I hope you got it warm enough.”).

 

Willow mentions “the grand scheme of things,” and we get an aerial shot of Sunnydale, that zooms down to the outside of Giles’ place, and then into Giles’ bathroom.  We watch Spike from above, through our TV, as he strains upward to reach “the telly”.  Buffy mentions 1 million years BC, Anya mentions her demon past, and Willow mentions her own past and Xander’s (and there is more foreshadowing in Willow’s not-yet-truly-wicked, but insensitive, comments to Xander).  There is a lot of kissing and sucking (Spike’s straw) and smoochy smacking, lips are mentioned often, and the mug says, “Kiss the Librarian.”  With Spike’s comments about telly-time, it all reminds me a bit of The Zeppo, with its images of eating and cutting and reflections on a TV.  The characters are pulling their world, slurping it, and each other (and, in a way, us), into themselves, creating their own internal worlds and individual identities.  Yet I also feel very outside the action, like a creature in the fourth dimension, looking down on 3-D characters and seeing the entirety of their lives, all at once.  I’m able to view their lives at any point in Time & Space.  They are caught in the course and moments of their lives, like (to quote Kurt Vonnegut in Slaughterhouse Five) bugs in amber.

 

The only constant in their lives, as they travel from one end to the other of their individual, frozen, amber rivers, is change.  The references to time are such that the inevitability of change is a definite component (e.g., Buffy to Willow:  “It seems that way now,” or Willow to Riley:  “Your apples are turning brown, the way they do.”)  But many references to identity (names in particular) suggest that though our surroundings and circumstances change with time, some things about us don’t change.  We have individual identities and qualities that play a part in determining the course of our lives.  They are so constant in fact, that even a spell doesn’t change them.

 

The (so far) Season-long “freedom of choice” theme is also an undercurrent in this episode – though our characters seem, in a sense, to be trapped and fated, we also watch them making the individual choices that will determine their fates.  Yes, our fates are at some point sealed, but people play active roles in determining them.

 

The results of Willow’s spell itself force us to examine the question of freedom of choice – which of our characters’ actions are spell-induced, and which are simply about who they are?

 

After several viewings of the episode, I’ve come to the following conclusion about Willow’s spell:  Her will is coming true only when the spell can get a toe-hold in reality.  Notice that when she asks that her heart be healed, or a book speak to her, or a Q-tip straighten itself, nothing happens.  The spell’s nature seems to be such that it cannot create reality, only bend it.  All on their own, hearts don’t heal, books don’t speak, and Q-tips really don’t do anything much at all.  But:

 

 

The spell makes Giles blind, but he chooses how to deal with it – have some scotch, and put in a call to Willow.  Xander can’t keep the demons from coming after him, but he can drown one, and decide to seek out Buffy for help.  And though Buffy & Spike have no choice but to be engaged, it is they who are deciding on the details of the wedding plans, and it is they who choose to indulge in a non-stop cuddle-fest so kissyface obnoxious that Giles moans for mercy, and Xander begs for blindness (speaking of foreshadowing - oh Xander!). 

 

When Buffy & Spike are released from the spell, we see, in their "eeww, ugh, icky-pooh" reactions to each other's kiss that, indeed, these two have definite - albeit as yet wholly negative - feelings for one another.  Note:

 

 

Good God.  The only way these two could ever get together is if real love and passion go hand-in-hand with pain and fighting.  (I want to note here that Spike's "Buffy-taste" comment has suddenly reminded me of his suggestive words to her the morning-after "Smashed":  "I know where you live now, Slayer.  I've tasted it."  Sounds like he needs a cookie - or at least a breath mint.)

 

My conclusion - that the spell can only work with what already exists - is also based on the following:

 

A POINT IS BEING MADE ABOUT THE POWER OF WORDS:  Spike has a touchy reaction to Giles' use of the word "impotent" because "impotent" is precisely how he's feeling.  Words have power, and Willow's spell taps into the power of words- what she says comes true.  But we are clearly getting the message that words alone are not enough - over and over, people utter words that are meaningless as anything but a joke or a counterpoint to reality:

 

Riley (joking to Buffy):  “Yes, I am a lesbian.”

 

Willow (when she turns Amy to a rat and back again):  "I could never do something like that."

 

Buffy:  “One more word outta you, and I swear –“

Spike:  “Swear what?  You’re not gonna do anything to me.  You haven’t got the stones!”

Buffy:  “Oh, I got the stones!  I got a whole bunch of  . . . stones!”

Spike:  “Yeah?  You’re all talk.”

 

Willow (to Giles, offering a cookie):  “Oatmeal?”

Giles:  “Yes, very funny.  They’re chocolate chip, I can see that.”

 

Words can be misinterpreted and change meaning, as when Riley starts out talking about taking Buffy driving, but ends up talking about taking Buffy to Happyland.  Words are often inadequate: "I don't know what to say!" says Buffy excitedly after Spike proposes.  “I don’t think ‘no’ is a strong enough word,” says Riley about whether or not he believes Buffy is engaged.  Overall, the message seems to be that words can help shape - but cannot alone create - external reality.

 

THE WORD "OFF" IS USED FREQUENTLY.  It emphasizes the spell's M.O.  Post-spell, it’s still Giles, it's Xander, it's Buffy and it's Spike, but their actions are "off."  The word is used eight times (one example, from Spike about what will happen if Buffy wears a frilly skirt to the rehearsal dinner: “The whole thing’s off.”).  The use of this word also underlines the fact that the events are "off" of where they should be, in time and space.

 

BUFFY'S SONG CHOICE FOR THE FIRST DANCE IS ALL ABOUT HER: Buffy is embarrassed when Spike reveals that she wanted  “Wind Beneath My Wings” for their first dance.  Buffy claims “that was the spell,” but who believes her?  The look on her face clearly suggests her secret affection for the sappy song has been found out.  The spell worked only with what was already there.

 

And speaking of Buffy's choice for a song, it's interesting to note that the song title uses the word "beneath" to describe the loved one's position relative to the singer, that it is about an unsung hero, and that it begins:  "It must have been cold there in my shadow, never the sun upon your face . . ."

 

Something Blue is packed with foreshadowing and underlying themes and messages.  But more importantly than that, it is also pure, unadulterated fun.  There are too many wonderful moments to even begin to list them.  Watch, laugh, enjoy.  Everyone involved shows off amazing comedic talent, and we get to benefit from their light.  I lift my glass to them all.

 

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